Ball odor. Um, not so much.

New York Magazine, via Gawker, has a piece on Tom Ford. You know Tommy. He's a designer extraordinaire. Seems he recently announced to the world that he goes commando. For the three of you who don't know, that means sans underwear. Today we find out that Tom F. also doesn't like deodorant or the smell of soap. Gawker rationalizes that this means he does like the smell of ball odor.

Now we here at Manifold won't deny a person their peccadilloes (as long as they're legal), but I have suggestion for Mr. Ford: Balla Powder for Men. Your balls won't have a musky odor . . . and you won't have to smell like a black orchid.